A school of Darwin Fish

How often do we see the christian fish symbol on a car?  Try asking a christian what it actually means sometimes and you will be surprised to hear that they have a variety of different views about the symbol itself and about the obscure Greek characters sometimes contained within.  In that sense it seems to me to be an accurate representation of the different conflicting views of the various churches that make up the 'diaspora' of christianity.

I must admit that I take much more pleasure from the variants on the simple fish.  Many of them are based around the 'Darwin Fish' . . .

What happens when these meet?  There might be a simple staring match . . .

. . . after all Jesus and Darwin can get on pretty well (as they do in many mainstream churches . . .

. . . or was it a kiss?  . . .

Mislead by a bad influence . . .

. . . things could get more complicated . . .

. . . but it doesn't last and a broken hearted fish . . .

 
. . .  consults its lawyer . . .

. . . but events move beyond that  . . . 

. . . and Darwin is wounded . . .

. . . but  just before . . .

. . . we find that Wallace agreed with Darwin . . .

. . . and helped by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) who touches Darwin with its noodly appendage . . .

. . . and calls for prehistoric reinforcements . . .

. . . Darwin is revived and looks as though he is winning again . . . 

And in the end, science can come to the rescue . . .

. . . and although the myth of Jonah's whale will still seem the most attractive to those who prefer faith to reason . . .

. . . Darwin evolves . . .

. . . and ultimately, deciding it is safer not to mock Mohamed. . .